I want to feel your presence while I sleep.
Your arms will be wrapped securely around me.
As I drift somewhere in between
My dreams will consist of you;
As will my reality.
So the difference is minimal.
I don’t get the choice of where I go,
But either way,
I will be in the presence of you,
And that is perfectly fine with me.
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I just want a boyfriend with messy hair and a good taste in music
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
my mom found a birthday card i made for my brother in elementary school
so we opened it up
i implied that i hated him and then drew my own selfie
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)